Republican, Democrat...or?

[jdf]

As the Presidential Campaign begins to swing into full force, here is a
way
of determining who is a Democrat and who is a Republican, oh, and the
Southerner. How do you tell the difference between Democrats,
Republicans,
and Southerners?

Pose the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children.
Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the
corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and
charges.

You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere
seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Democrat Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man
look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would
inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think?
What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and
knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this
situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy
with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he
be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on,
could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call
9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint
and
weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would
discourage
such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some
friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican Answer:

BANG!

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! CLICK

'snap/slide/click'....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy!" "Were those the Winchester Silver
Tips or
the Hornady Moly-Coated Hollow Points??"



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[travelinman]

Italian by birth and Southern by the grace of God.



Hornady .400 10MM 200 GR Hollow Point

[Dulcinea]

Duly sent to my Republican, gun-loving friends.

Thanks, that was fun.

[jdf]

much obliged.

I suppose I should admit that it was shamelessly stolen from some one on another board....

[Dulcinea]

Okay, I was sent this link through a genomics mailgroup.

DNA Study Finds Chihuahuas Aren't Dogs

Be sure to click on the "virtual Scotch" link, left side, next to the bottom.

[gae]

Originally posted by travelinman:
Italian by birth and Southern by the grace of God.



Hornady .400 10MM 200 GR Hollow Point

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Southern:Redneck. You took the quiz Trav. Fess up now, won't ya sugah?

[Dulcinea]

<font size = 4>More shocking forgeries in Bush's past</font> <---clickable

The birth certificate was clearly a recent forgery and it is possible that George W. Bush never existed.

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[cincygreg]

Have you seen this yet


BUSH vs KERRY

Or this one?

LIBERALOPOLY


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